i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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