i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I still have a little drunk in my system
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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