Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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