yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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