Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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