38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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