Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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