I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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