lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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