careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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