I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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