Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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