Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
50% drunk capacity currently
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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