Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
third nipple confirmed
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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