You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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