it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize