Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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