Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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