And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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