yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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