Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the condom got lost in my hair
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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