I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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