We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
