I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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