Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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