he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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