found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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