where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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