You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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