would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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