Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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