God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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