Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
