why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
