i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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