found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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