so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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