she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
