Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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