dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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