I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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