then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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