Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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