i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize