And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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