i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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