A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I am one with the molecules
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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