This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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