Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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