I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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