he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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