you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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