I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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